When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.
Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.
A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months
“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”
When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.
"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."
When you get skipped in the rotation and the guy to your right just says, "whups"
Yo, during last night's sesh, I got blunt blocked bro.
A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.
Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
Full Blunt: adj
1) cool, dope
2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure
See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)
You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.
I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.
My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.
Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.
When someone gives a blow job because they are high from weed.
Ben got blunt blowed from Sara, after she smoked a joint.
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