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The name of an uncle who sleeps in your parents' bed when recovering from an injury while making your parents sleep on the couch.
Uncle Bum is taking up the whole bed and making mom and dad sleep on the couch.
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Someone who will stop you as you walk and tell you:
a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...
b) I will take verbal abuse for change
among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.
These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.
They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?
Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?
Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.
Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
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refers to a person who's sense of style and fashion maybe disorderly, nonsensical and random, but still nontheless looks cool, fashionable and in-style.
Wearing mis-matched clothes while still looking well put together is hella bum chic.
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Bitch with no job, and no life and no future. Spends all day running her mouth and causing drama instead of getting a job to take care of her kid(s). Refuses to let her kids father see his kid unless he is sleeping with/dating her. Throws a temper tantrum like a 2 year old when she doesn't get her way. So pathetic her kids father(s) have to pretend to be in a relationship with her so that she lets him/them see their kid(s) and she actually believes them. Obsesses over her kids fathers girlfriends because she can't be them. Will always be the "other" bitch
Jennifer-lee angelo is a bum bitch.
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A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!
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Yet another inapproriate term for "poo".
He made a massive bum dough in the toilet.
He made little people out of his bum dough.
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When a young girl has an ass like a 60 year old mother of 6.
I would've hit that, but her mum bum was mingin'
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