Blum Bump

A traffic hazard officially named "curb bulbout". Named after the Mayor of Santa Barbara, Marty Blum, who allowed these hazards to be constructed in street intersections.
Synonyms: "peaks of destruction", "claws of death", "street pinchers", "artery cloggers", "cyclist hazards".

That car hit the Blum Bump when he turned. That Blum Bump needs to be repainted red because of the tire marks.

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bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

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philly bump

Hitting the car in front or back of you while parallel parking in Philadelphia.

Courtesy allows one bump of each car.

That spot was so tight I had to give them the philly bump to fit

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bumping peaches

means lesbian sex. mmmm.

what you two little dykes doing in there? bumping peaches? time for supper!

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bumping fuzz

The act of lesbos rubbing their pussies together viciously with maximum pubic hair contact

Barbara: You wanna bump some fuzz with me?
Cindy: Bet I just love bumping fuzz
Barbara: Bumping Fuzz gets me so wet!
Cindy: Me too!
(Both laughing)

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goose bump

noun
reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to cold or emotional stress or skin irritation

I can't think of any example related to goose bump now

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douche bumps

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

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