social bungee

the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps 'downwards' or 'sideways' upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.

Q: 'Have you heard John quit his job as the Director of Marketing and is now a volunteer with the Red Cross?'
A: 'Again? Does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?'

bungee shit

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.

Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary

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bungee cord

When combined with an owl, creates my ass.

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bungee wedgie

when a big pair of pants is tied to a tree and some fool jumps out of the tree in order to give him/herself a wedgie.

woah, doing that bungee wedgie made my ass bleed

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Bungee Box

A pussy that snaps back nice and tight no matter how many times it’s used and abused. It’s the gold star of poon.

Thanks to Rachel’s amazing bungee box, everyone in the train at her birthday gang bang got to experience that tight little snatch.

Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.

After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.

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cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.

Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."

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bungee-jumping

to have fast intercourse

You knew they were definitely bungee-jumping by the sounds coming from the garage.

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