First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

First Ring

When you screw a company or employee out of payment for services

I was First Ring'd by that guy!

First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.

I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl