cabbage pants

somebody who has farted the smell of cabbage into their pants and the smell then lingers for a considerable amount of time, possible staining of underwear and trousers. wet, sticky, cabbage stench guff. we are all familiar with these people and their bad gut smells

your sat down on a bench, somebody walks past and you get a stench of rotten cabbage as they do you turn to a friend and say cabbage pants (pronounced cairbidgepairnts) like a gypo basically.

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muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.

The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

Cabbage Plyler

A fucking mop.

That cooch over there is such a Cabbage Plyler.

cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.

“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”