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That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.
Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.
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the act of loving your girlfriend.
I'm cactus-ing my girlfriend.
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Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day
The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.
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A phrase recently added on urban dictionary only to backfire on the poor soul who created it. What kind of idiot can call somebody else stupid when they're the one using "your" in the wrong context?!?
You seem to be oblivious to your own stupidity, fuckwit!
There is no example for 'your some cactus!' because it's fucking wrong! The word is 'you're', dickweed!
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A phrase used in many songs, usually rap, that means "suck my dick". A "cactus" can also be a penis that has been infected with herpes bumps. However, not always.
I was at the bar last night and that girl totally wanted to suck my cactus.
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Unliked by most, notorious for being a Prick. douchebag
No one wanted him at the company party since he was living the cactus life!
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The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around
1: bro I’m atthe cactus club
2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub
3: (in unison) cactus club chub
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