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What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
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An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.
Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.
1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.
2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!
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A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!
Toucher of cancer is great at memes.
Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1
A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.
My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.
A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.
She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.
The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.