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A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
Jorge cano likes to get pegged
Jorge cano tells Emily “pls spit on me”
When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
When the group in a particular situation slaps
Counselor: And in Group 1 we're gonna have Sasha, Adam, and Nick.
Sasha: Yoo!! Good canoe!
A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.
The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.
Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.
A dude that rents canoes in Ocean Shores
Where did you rent your canoe from? The Canoe Dude