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“Dude how was it?”
“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”
Another way of saying Mustache.
Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet
Jerking off in someone else’s room
Stop carpet beating and get out of my room
A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush
"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."
Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing
"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.
There goes a cute little carpet slider.
The guy who made this definition
You know that guy carpet wizard