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Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.
Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.
To watch the gorilla channel
1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
Literally every Destiny says in relationship to ME is a manifestation of THAT EXACT THOUGHT.
Hym "Because when I suceed ALL OF THE IMPOSTERS LOSE EVERYTHING. No more interviews with Jordan Peterson. No more sycophants hanging on your every word. No more authority on any topic. Gone. And the people stupid enough to side against me are gone with them. 'I'm AfRaId Of LoSiNg My ChAnNeL!' You are going to lose your freedom if I'm right about your wife. Which (based on your obsession with me) I am."
when you join a discord channel a mod comes and has 17 different mental breakdowns in the spanned of a second then will have you baned for a funny reason like No MeMeS iN gEnErAl while i am thinking ok how about in @everyone then get baned again and again
computer:user has joined your channel
computer:user was baned from your channel
me:umm im out of times i can set my clock to
A cringey tv channel that 8-12 years old watch and all the black people act white asf smh
You- my little sister watches Disney channel
Me - *no wonder she act like she got hit with some white out *~ whispers ~
Disney Channel is one o he bye inventions ever, I feel like it Wass literally made for people like me. Full of dramedies, coming of age and sitcoms it's everything I like in a nutshell. If you've seen Full or Fuller House, you might enjoy The Suite life on Deck or The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. If you enjoy modern musicals the Disney Channel Musicals Collection on Disney+ is the place for you. Disney Channel was a great invention that I honestly wish was still on TV today. It might be, idk but I can't find it.
Me: I honestly wish Disney Channel was still around.
Friend: it is!
Me: I meant on normal satellite TV.
Friend: oh.
Me: It's everything I've ever wanted.
Friend: That sounds like you
Me: it does doesn't it?
Bunk’d is what happens when you take a good idea and drag it into the dirt. It should have stopped at season three
“Bunk’d (Disney Channel) Sucks”
A Disney show that started out great but turned god-awful in its later seasons. Its earlier seasons were great, it had a good plot, characters with development, and original ideas. This show was meant to be a spin-off of the well-beloved Disney Channel original show Jessie, this show is still on air as of writing this in 2023. Please take this show off the air.
Person 1: My Little sister is watching Bunk’d (Disney Channel) do you want to watch it with her?”
Person 2: Hell No