chin checking

To set one's affairs in order after an extended absence. Etymologically derived from when someone stole your soup, and you had to check their chin for remnants.

Chin checking is a common practice in low-income neighborhoods where infidelity runs rampant. In low-income neighborhoods where infidelity does not run rampant, it hardly occurs. Chin checking is referred to as "Hush up, Brandeen" by honkies.

Drat, while in prison, my girlfriend has become disloyal. Chin checking must ensue, as a matter of postindustrial honor!

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Nigger Check

1) The turning of one's head from side to side to insure no Niggers are present prior to the telling of a Nigger Joke.

2) A worthless piece of paper that has no actual cash value.

Definition #1 used in a sentence:

Rush: (Does a Nigger Check first) "Hey Mel, tell us that joke about the bus load of Niggers going over a cliff."

Mel: (Doesn't even do a Nigger Check) "Good to see ya Rush. What's wrong with a bus load of Niggers going over a cliff?"

Rush: "Sounds like the driver had some talent on loan from god to me. Huh, Huh. Uh, what Mel?"

Mel: "There was one empty seat Rush"

Everyone laughs.

Definition #2 used in a sentence:

The invoice was sent to collections because the guy gave us a fucking Nigger Check.

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boner check

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.

"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"

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keep in check

Noun:
1. To hold a person in your control.
2. To keep a person afraid of you.

"Ayo, gotta keep that bitch in check!"
"Nigga please, that little cunt is shitting his pants when he sees me, gotta keep the fuck in check."

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Holy Check

Made by the Great pro sc2 korean gamer Cellawerra of the Werra clan

Definition: That He is Great and he jut pwned some noob on sc2

-Terran player ragequit GG-

Cellawerra: HOLY CHECK!

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oil check

When one wrestler stick his finger(s) in his opponents butt to gain a positional advantage.

Niko was oil checked by Carroll during their match.

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Wave Check

when a person removes his or her du rag to reveal the most cleanest waves of all time.

Let’s do a Wave Check video tomorrow you have the cleanest waves it will go viral

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