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a name for a very babeish and fat dude.
a dude with this name usually has man boobs and a very flat buttox.
elliott chubs titty also likes the ladies;) shame they don't like him really.
also, elliott is very much in love with himself.. and gabby.
all this aside, many people love him.
LOL. JK. only i do. he's my bitch.
bs: woahwoahwoah, that guy.. wth. i bet he is in love with himself! aaannd, like look at his buttox...
fg: jayzuus.. that's flat!
bs: and whats up with those tits?!!?
fg: faack me they're of the large sort..
bs: ikr.
fg: oh well, he must be an elliott chubs titty, what do ya think?
bs: oh totes! poor guy..
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To spank a fat partially soft weiner
Ayo cuddi don't trip but I'm bouts to "churn my chub" in your living room.
To churn your chub is to beat your meat when you are partially hard
When you hit a girl in the face with your dick, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your cum. when she breathes in, you cum in her throat. the cum will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your cock will appreciate it!)
Bro 1: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome
Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.
Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"
Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"
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Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
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Kind of like an Ump-a-lump-a.
That Chub-a-lub-a has Yak butt.
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When you are stuck in a hot tub with a fat chick.
Tom: "Wow. look at joe he looks like he hates his life."
Mike: "Yeah hes stuck in the chub tub with karen."
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