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Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 26, 2010

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chuck a norris

"Chucking a Norris" is another term for taking a shit. The legend goes, Chuck Norris once tried to coin the term "Chucking a Norris" to mean pooping, but everyone he said it to called him an idiot. Since he was Chuck Norris, they decided to humor him.

"I'm going to go chuck a norris. Anybody know where the plunger went?"

by ChuckedTheNorris May 16, 2007

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Chuck Norris

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.

by Thunder Pig March 17, 2012

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Chuck Norris

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!

Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"

by Grandpa S. January 20, 2012

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.

by Poundface February 3, 2010

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Chuck Norris

A man who is as close to a god as possble.

Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.

by Tristynn;; <3 April 18, 2006

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Chuck Norris

One drop of ball-sweat from Jimmy Page's nuts mixed with two drops of ball-sweat from Bruce Lee's nuts.

Chuck Norris is combined ball-sweat of two gods.

by the-truth-of-life January 9, 2011

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