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Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.
John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.
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When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up
Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always
Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night
Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear
When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.
"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*
The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.
When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.
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Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM