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Being level 71 in Skyrim while trying to get the Legendary achievement.
~"I just leveled up to 71!"
~"Ah man. You're so close, but so far"
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experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities
i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
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A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.
During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.
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An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.
Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England
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1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)
1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)
2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)
{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?
Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!
Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.
{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)
Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!
Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
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A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.
Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.
Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'
Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'
Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
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