california coffee

When you sit sown for your morning cup of coffee, and instead of sugar, you drop a couple of spoon fulls of pure Columbian cocaine into that shit.

Dude, I had an exam this morning, so I woke up the mighty kids way with a cup of california coffee.

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cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

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Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.

"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"

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coffee shop

a place where you can buy a cup of coffee. in holland however, you can get your pot there. and like a proper shop they do have a menu...

i went to amsterdam and got some good weed there in the local coffee shop

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college coffee

When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.

Tommy woke up and made a college coffee to get to his 8am class.

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coffee bagger

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.

Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!

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have coffee

To get together with someone and sit somewhere and drink something. Can be coffee in a cafe or can be beer in a pub or just sitting in the park drinking a beverage. Depends on what the people getting together feel like. Generally means getting together to do nothing but have a conversation.

"Hey Tom! Havent seen you in a while. We should have coffee sometime."

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