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A disco with books, anyone can go.
Here's 10 dollars... now i'm gonna get my learn on! at the community college ;)
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A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.
The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".
Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.
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A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university
Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.
"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"
"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"
"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."
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When you are too lazy, too broke, or don't have enough time to wash your clothes, but just so happen to have some Febreeze and a hair dryer handy, you college wash em'.
College washing, to be exact, is when you fill your sink, dunk the clothing item in the sink, spray with Febreeze, and dry with a hair dryer. This is usually done with shirts which doesn't have any stains per say, but are a little funky.
Perfect for the poor college student, the lazy high schooler that doesn't want to walk 20 feet to the laundry room, or the chronic stoner that is way the past "able to operate a washer/dryer" stage of highness.
Jenny: Hey can I borrow that red shirt you wore yesterday?
Becky: Sure, mind if I college wash it though?
Jenny: Not at all.
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Fuck don’t get me started on these preppy cunts. If spending daddy’s money and wanking to lake wanaka and holiday homes was a school this would it. Their biggest flex is making the first 15 rugby team by paying the heads of staff, and fucking other elitist fake tan drenched private school girls from their local areas of Merivale and Fendalton. They don’t know how to put a sock in it, and I doubt they’ll ever learn since those clowns think so highly of themselves. Someone needs to knock them off their high polo pony before I rip my eyes out.
Person1: what school did u go to?
Clown college attendant: Christ college caturbury I’m extremely rich and my father is better than u I’m basically the draco malfoy of Christchurch......*proceeds to hit vape and be a cunt*
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A high school classmate who always pretends to know more than the teacher while constantly asking irrational questions.
"Stop being a college packer, Rohan" -My classmates in Kagel
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a "student" that you've seen in college since you were a freshman, and you are currently a senior, but that "student" was definitely not a freshman or a sophomore when you entered. Let me explain, a college bum, is a super grand senior that has been attending for more then 6 years, changed majors 3 times, keeps a very low GPA, takes only 2 classes a semester, and is not up to par when it comes to appearance. Oh, and is seen at every party drunk.
hey, i seen that kid since i was a freshman, but i know he was like a senior when i entered, oh he's just a college bum
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