Jackson Bence-Collin

An absolute specimen of a human being, the ultimate king. He is the chode of all chodes, some call him King Chodus.

Guy #1 - Woah, that guy is such a chode.
Guy#2 - Yeah, thats Jackson Bence-Collin.
Guy#1 - What a chode!

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Phil Collins Moment

It's like that part from "In the Air Tonight", where the moment you hear the drum solo halfway through the song, you instantaneously start air drumming along. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you're doing when you hear it either. Whether it is in your car while you’re stuck in traffic, or in line at the grocery store, you're drumming along like you're kicking an invisible mugger's ass.

Wilcox: "So what happened?"

Arnett: "We were in a crowded bar, and I had a Phil Collins Moment, and when I stopped and looked around, the rest of the bar was doing it too, so I kept doing it"

Bruce: "What's a Phil Collins....Moment?"

Clark: "You know, its that one drum part from that one Phil Collins song that everyone drums to?"

Bruce: "Oh gotcha"

Clark: "I had a Phil Collins Moment the other day in the car. I accidentally hit my mom in the face. That song Simple by Collective Soul came on. You know that part at 32 seconds? I couldnt stop myself"

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Uncle Tom Collins

A nickname for Republican Senator Susan Collins after the Senate voted to green-light Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

As women endeavor to continue having control over their reproductive rights and cast their ballots in the next election, they cannot forget the “yes” vote cast by Uncle Tom Collins.

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Mr collins

Actual twat and is crap and his job he literally needs to get fired. He used to have a pet cockroach until he killed it in his sleep. He also goes round Pokémon go hunting looking like E.T.

Don’t be a mr collins he’s an actual twat

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collins intermediate

A school that give 0 fucks about what you and any one who goes to this school.Literally you could get bullied for 2 god damn years and the teachers can see it and they wouldn't even say anything. Fuck you.

Kid: "hey mom is collins intermediate cool?"

Mom: "no"
Kid: "Why"
Mom: "shut up your being home schooled"

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Andy Collins

Andy Collins - A fashion and portraiture photographer located in Victoria B.C. Canada. He is available internationally.

Andy Collins is a really cool photographer.

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collin the thief

a theiving wrongen who steals from his nieve employers,

someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .

collin the thief

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