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When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.
Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.
When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.
Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!
The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.