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A behemoth, vicious worm-like leviathan. It is known to dwell in corn fields, and particularly in corn-field mazes.
The creature lies in wait, slithering slowly between corn stalks, out of site. Stealthy, agile, nearly invisible, it can swallow numerous people whole before any one of them notices their oncoming demise.
Often incorrectly thought of as a fairy tale, myth or rumor. The worldwide death count for corn worm-related fatalities is estimated at 200 or more per year.
Tony: "Hey, Rick. Let's go through the corn maze."
Rick: "No, man. Don't even joke around. Remember what happened to Tina?"
Tony: "Come on, man. No such thing as a corn wo--"
*a Corn Worm attacks, killing them both*
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When you eat alot of corn and then when you take a shit if you look at the shit it has whole chunks of corn and corn kernels in it.
"Damn! All that corn I ate last night was crazy. This morning I had major corn poo. I was honored so I took a picture and put it on the fridge next to R. Sterners mom."
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while in the act of anal intercourse, the penis is pulled out, and a piece of corn is on the said penis. as you know, corn does not digest, making this possible. usually best to flick it off, and go right back into the act.
while mel gibson performed buttsex on jodi foster, he came out with some corn on the cock, but he would not let her love for corn get in the way of his buttsex.
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A prank that was on April fools on pornhub
Corn hub makes me corny/horny.
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Annoying Mormon Children that live in Utah.
Those annoying shit corns in Wal-Mart are screaming and I want to strangle then over by the frozen food section.
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A man from the Ozarks who makes big doo-doo.
King Corn once crapped a turd that snaked its way down the street and ate a cat.
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When someone tucks their balls into another person's spread asshole.
Damn, look at Jessica's ass tonight. I want to put my corn in the sink.
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