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when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.
#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
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A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
À pussy, vagina, or small cavern
I was knee deep in that couch taco
A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.
Adam is such a couch tater.
A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.
Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.
He has a massive penis and he loves making girls squirt and anyone who misses out on his massive cock you should feel sorry 4 them
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