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Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.

That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!

by BearsHugMe June 16, 2011

1πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. FuΒ­ck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.

Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!

by JuannyBravo September 20, 2014

104πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


counter strike global offensive

A game that requires lots of skill and time to perfect it is not another call of duty FPS. this game is a very skilled FPS with tournaments that go up to 200,000 thousand dollars. it has a great adult community usually 17-40 very good sportsmanship i recommend buying this from steam!

CS GO Counter Strike Global Offensive

by DemiZe_PHANTOM December 12, 2013

184πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


counter clockwise umpa lumpa

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.

dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Counter Blox Roblox Offensive

A port of CS:GO in Roblox. Played by nine year olds, and people who can't afford CS:GO.

"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"

by GEHooven August 22, 2017

27πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Counter Strike : Condition Zero

The game of counter strike 1.6 with better graphics and other things. They have less hacks and is way more better. The game is very fun and easy, its guns also has less recoil.

Shit man, im in this awsome clan that owns czl-i. I can play cz for 12 hours stright.

by 1/2 @mazing February 22, 2005

64πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Counter clockwise rim job

When you look up rim job on xvideos but your feeling a lot more frisky and decide to look up counter clockwise rim job instead.

Porn addict 1: what’s your favorite thing to masturbate too?
Porn addict 2: counter clockwise rim jobs.
Porn addict 3: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Porn addict 2: sometimes I like seeing the tounge go the other way ):

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

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