chocolate covered prarie dog

noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.

-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."

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Cover Yourself in Oil day

Cover yourself in oil day is a special day in December 22 it's usually raining and you need to cover yourself in oil with any means Punching scp 015 or with a Traditional way grabing a bucket with oil and tuning it up side down to cover your head and other ways youll be screaming for 3 days but thats just the preperation on the fourth day you can fly freely until the oil dryes off or it stops raining

Oil floats on water
1.wait for it to rain
2. cover yourself in oil
3.fly

But remember! It's cover yourself in oil day!

Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

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chocolate covered banana

1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth

Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.

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cover the face, bomb the base

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job

"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."

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Busy as a cat covering it up

Industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting

She rushed through her day, busy as a cat covering it up.