cow orker

An orker of cows; not to be confused with "coworker", which is a person who works with you. Many, if not all of the problems you face on the job can be traced directly to the intervention of cow orkers.

I ain't workin' with him! He's a bloody cow orker!

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Lol Cow

A lol-cow is a victim of a flame war who can't help but be milked for lols time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.

A good Flame Warrior can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some unknown reason, the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity.

I wish I could stop checking this forum topic, but the lol cows come back time and time again to be milked.

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milking the cow

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.

I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.

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to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.

1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."

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Porn cow

A slightly thick girl with a gorgeous face. Not too fat just enough on her to have fun with. This breed usually has just enough self esteem to sweet talk and take home that night.

Jerry, did you see that "Porn Cow" I'd fuck the shit out of her!

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cow-worker

As a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. The differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. One is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scraps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. The other gives us milk.

"Gary, do you have that report done I asked you for this morning?"
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."

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two cows

An analogy to explain a certain (usually political) system, beginning with the statement "you have two cows" and explaining what would happen to them under that system, sometimes involving your neighbours and often the government.

Popularly used for many things, including video games and religions.

Two cows: You have two cows. You use them to explain a political system.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You milk them and sell the milk.

Democracy: You have two cows. You and your neighbours vote on who gets the milk.

Feudalism: You have two cows. The lord tithes most of the milk and lets you keep the rest.

Zork: You have two cows. They get eaten by grues.

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