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The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.
Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"
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the under the bed champion
king of quiplash
in-joke to the stars
"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."
The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.
Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.
To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s
Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much
Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate
Craig Osborn is a super kind but quiet person till he’s drunk. Helps you when you least expect it!
Person: “wow Craig Osborn is such a kind person! He helped me when I needed it most!”