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The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.
Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.
World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake
Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.
a young male whos a lax brah, and blazes with his homeboys everyday
The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.
Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"
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Some one who is entirely way too old to be hanging out with teenagers. The middle aged guy that lives in your friends basement who you routinely employee to purchase you alcohol and as a "thank you" you let him hang around.
I can't believe Mark is still hanging out with those high school kids , what an Old Craig!