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In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.
Palace are crap and adam is gay.
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thought by some to be good , not me not 6 billon other people, palace are crap, turd , poo, shit......
crystal palace are crap
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A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory
Andrew beats off to Crystal Maiden on warcraft while online with Cory and Dave!
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Where do I start, Crystal is so amazing that you could class her as a God 🙌🏻 If Crystal is friends with you, then you should feel special💫 Cause Crystal doesn’t like many people💁🏻 ♀️ Crystal is always right so don’t argue with her😑 Also never EVER tell Crystal that you’ll get her a Carmel slice and then say that your gonna give it to someone else, otherwise you’ll have another thing coming for you🤬
Crystal is always raged!
That Crystal girl, she’s like a sour patch kid, sour and sweet 💁🏻 ♀️
Wow Crystal is a God!
Omg I hacked Crystals Instagram and now she hates me 🤭
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to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.
that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!
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The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.
Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"
"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"
A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.
Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.
I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.
Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.