cyber stroke

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke

Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?

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Cyber CIA

Internet forum trolls who claim to be members of the CIA, NSA, or other "black-ops" orginization. Often frequent police and second ammendment forums

Cyber CIAer: First I was in both Delta Force and Force Recon at the same time, the first and only time that happened BTW; then I went to the CIA where I single handedly killed every terrorist in Afganistan, and worked as an "interrogation specialist", and I have pictures to prove it.

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Cyber Looser

A person who spends so much time on a computer/online that they have totally lost touch with reality and have lost all there social skills.

Chris: Hey Rob, ya wana go grab a burger and a beer?
Rob: Naw, I cant cuz my Chicken Parmesan in Cafe World/FaceBook Is guna be ready in a 1/2 hour.
Chris: Wow, you'd rather do that than hang out with me?
Rob: Yup..!
Chris: WOW dude! I never realized that you were sutch a "Cyber Looser"

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cyber sacked

To get cyber sacked is to get fired from your job via email / a social networking site

Guy: Dude, I just got a message on Facebook from my boss telling me I've been fired!

Man: Lol, cyber sacked!

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cyber guilt

1. that feeli​ng you get when you recei​ve a "​frien​d reque​st"​ from someo​ne you'​re acqua​inted​ with,​ and/​or have been acqua​inted​ with-​possi​bly for years​,​ but have nothi​ng in commo​n with,​ and could​n'​t care less about​ what their​ "​life"​ is like "​these​ days"​ or in the days,​ weeks​,​ and years​ to come.​

2. that feeli​ng you get when you'​re faced​ with the decis​ion to "​appro​ve"​ or "​deny"​ a comme​nt on your socia​l netwo​rk of choic​e from a curre​nt "​frien​d"​ that refle​cts how littl​e they actua​lly know or under​stand​ about​ you in the first​ place​

"I recei​ved a frien​d reque​st from that girl in my class​ who talks​ all the time and never​ says anyth​ing,​ but becau​se I have to sit next to her 3 days a week,​ I'll feel "​cyber guilt​"​ if I don'​t accep​t it."

"I recei​ved an anima​ted comme​nt with some guys flexi​ng butt muscl​es and I think​ it's ignor​ant as hell,​ but if I don'​t post it I'll feel "​cyber​ guilt​".

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cyber toke

The act of smoking pot simultaneously with a far away friend while chatting on line in real time. This originated with normal on line chats, but it can also apply to video chats and even text messages.

"Hey bro, I think a cyber toke is in order, grab your sack and lets rip some chronic after the countdown!....3....2....1...." exhale!

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Cyber Crushing

Even though your talking to another person you have never met your starting to devolp feelings.

Bro, I'm cyber crushing on this chick from Kansas. Where did you meet her man? A matching website

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