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If you were born on December 26, you are one of the most BEAUTIFUL people in the world, you deserve ALL the LOVE, you are hard-working and intelligent. KISS OF THREE. You are talented, you are unique and many people love you.
A: When is your birthday?
B: 26 december
A: OMG bitch, I already love you
Girls born on December 23rd are not people to mess with, they have had combined Christmas and birthday gifts all their life, and if you get on their bad side it may be the last thing you do
April baby : “I can take your man if I want to”
Girls born on December 23rd: “if you even think about him I’ll claw your brain out of your scull and send it to your mom in a box”
Only sexy people are born on this day. This is one of the best days in history and if you are a male born on this day, there is no doubt you have a girlfriend
Omg he is born on the 1 December, he must be so hot
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National Hit your head on a wall day
Joe: What day is it ?
Bob: it’s December 20
Bob: Which mean we have to hit our heads on the wall
Teacher: What are you boys doing seat down
Joe:It’s national hit your head on a wall day
Teacher: Ohhh
Teacher: Everyone hit your head on the wall
Class: YEAH
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The birthday of the incredible Louis Tomlinson.
“Who’s birthday is it on December 24?”
“Louis Tomlinson, duh”
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It’s MY birthday not stupid Hailie’s birthday. You’re not allowed to go to my birthday party, Hailie, fuck you.
December 27 is NOT Hailie’s birthday. I hate Hailie
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Sophia: *hugs bf*
Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!
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