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i useless object, waste of time and money. Good thing to call your siblings and friends
a: you are such an annoying pereson!
b: sure but at least I'm not a diamond hoe :))
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the perfect tool for large farms
*hoes 400 blocks* "welp, there goes another diamond hoe"
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Cake-eating people with a heart of diamonds instead of a heart of stone. At first, they look like their attraction level to you is almost non-existent, but after some (long) time they get a magical flavour, and turn out to be a classic unicorn, only reserved for you.
They possess a ring of invisibility and can turn into wizards, when there is no magical bond involved. Some where seen traveling through time and space, playing card games.
Maria (first date): Hey Demi, Are you feeling great?
Demi: Halfway.
Maria: Want some milk at my place?
Demi: No, I’d rather have a older wine from the Victorian Age.
Maria: okay, I’ll put a red wine from this year in the basement.
Demi: We can play card games until the wine will taste lovely.
Maria: You are an ace of diamonds.
“They won’t leave in the night.
I’ve no fear that they might desert me.”
Victoria: “I am not a robot, I am a human in need of feelings too.”
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An single, older woman who has a lot of money.
Sorry to hear you two broke up! You should come where I live, there are plenty of dusty diamonds to choose from!
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Blood Diamond refers to overweight (thick) white chicks that date black men exclusively.
Dang, homeboy is rolling with a beautiful blood diamond. She's thick as hell.
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A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.
Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.
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A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.
"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."
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