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the perfect tool for large farms
*hoes 400 blocks* "welp, there goes another diamond hoe"
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A legendary figure, typically British, who contributed greatly to culture, science, or the advancement of man in any way.
Even despite some considerable and inherent flaw that held them back in life.
Guy 1: "Syd Barrett was the original Crazy Diamond"
Guy 2: "Yeah? Stephen Hawking was a Crazy Diamond too"
Guy 1: "Shine on you Crazy Diamonds"
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Cake-eating people with a heart of diamonds instead of a heart of stone. At first, they look like their attraction level to you is almost non-existent, but after some (long) time they get a magical flavour, and turn out to be a classic unicorn, only reserved for you.
They possess a ring of invisibility and can turn into wizards, when there is no magical bond involved. Some where seen traveling through time and space, playing card games.
Maria (first date): Hey Demi, Are you feeling great?
Demi: Halfway.
Maria: Want some milk at my place?
Demi: No, I’d rather have a older wine from the Victorian Age.
Maria: okay, I’ll put a red wine from this year in the basement.
Demi: We can play card games until the wine will taste lovely.
Maria: You are an ace of diamonds.
“They won’t leave in the night.
I’ve no fear that they might desert me.”
Victoria: “I am not a robot, I am a human in need of feelings too.”
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An single, older woman who has a lot of money.
Sorry to hear you two broke up! You should come where I live, there are plenty of dusty diamonds to choose from!
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Blood Diamond refers to overweight (thick) white chicks that date black men exclusively.
Dang, homeboy is rolling with a beautiful blood diamond. She's thick as hell.
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A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.
Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.
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A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.
"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."
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