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Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

by Shazamder April 22, 2010


klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017


diet weed

Diet weed, also known as Delta 8, is THC that is derived from hemp rather than marijuana. It still produces a high, but one that is not as potent as regular weed.

You can buy it, as well as Delta 8 edibles, at smoke shops—including in states where marijuana is illegal, which is where most of its appeal comes from.

Person 1: Hey man, you want a hit?

Person 2: No thanks, real weed gives me anxiety. I'll stick to diet weed.

by Ilikemusicc September 6, 2022


Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! May 31, 2011


Tomorrow diet

This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.

"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"

by Uselessmafia March 2, 2015


Kuldīgas diet

A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything

Do you want Kuldīgas diet?!?

by DrunkGuyFromLatvia January 14, 2018


The Doege Diet

a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.

person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!

by princess.duh. September 12, 2011

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