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1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.
"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."
yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die
because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.
Necrooxydine Disease is a disease you get from having sexual inter corse with a dead body
(It's basically Zombie Aids)
You've been hit by, you've been struck by Cornelius. You now have Necrooxydine Disease
Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...
Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.
Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.