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The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.
Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"
AKA OPD
To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.
OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.
He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.
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If you called your friend “GOD”, you are the 11th-grade disorder.
It is evolution version of the 8th-grade disorder.
Unlike other diseases, it doesn't affect your health but the ability of social adaption.
You’ll become very active and energetic whole day.
There are various infection routes such as air infection and contact infection.
Treatment has not been established yet.
I am worshipping him because I am affected by the 11th-grade disorder.
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The sudden onset of singing Footloose in a public place
I have Kenny Loggins disorder " 7/11 Cashier " whats that ? " Me ' Its the wanting to just start singing Footloose..Ive had it since 2004
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1. a disorder commonly seen in girls with boyfriends
2. a disorder commonly seen in women (although it does appear in men) where someone constantly texts their partner when they are not together and gives their partner no free time.
3. a disorder where the individual forces their partner to see them from 6:00am through midnight.
4. a disorder where the affected individual's partner never sees any of his friends
basically every Facebook page that has to do with relationships. Many blond girls have it. She comes over every day and one day you want to go play basketball with your friends and she starts crying. That would be Obsessive relationship disorder
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Something I have.
No, it's not lack of control.
No, it's not eating as much as you can.
No, it doesn't include guilt or regret (when eating).
People who have this disorder might be:
Depressed
other important mental health issues
Bored (like me)
or others
My family: *switches off the internet*
Me: I'm bored
Me: *starts binge eating*
Life lesson: don't switch off the internet or binge eating disorder will happen
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n. Abbr. PFSD
A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.
"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."
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