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When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet
Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees
Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.
Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?
Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*
Denise:...
The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.
Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."
Method of attack in military circles. As the name suggests, you dive before dumping a bomb on a target. Used as a means to increase accuracy of bombing, plus it is bloody satisfying, especially if you get a one-bomb double kill. Specialised dive-bombing aircraft like the Ju-87 Stuka, D3A or SB2C are used for such roles.
For best results, conduct dive-bombing in a Ju 87 with Jericho trumpets, and relish in the opposition's terror.
scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk
Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving
to give head to a stranger
I just met this chic and she went shy diving first thing!
1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose
2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.
1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!
2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive