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Douchebag Patriot

Someone who proclaims his/her support for the constitution, limited government, personal liberties, and the free market yet derides people who choose to vote for candidates that actually support these ideas because such candidates are deemed "un-electable".

Douchebag Patriot: You're voting for Gary Johnson? A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Obama! You need to vote for Romney!

Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.

Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!

Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.

Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.

by integritymatters October 19, 2012

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random douchebag

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.

Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.

by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008


Omegathon Douchebag

a person who is such a douchebag, someone had to come up with a new adjective to describe how large of a douchebag they are

Nick can be an Omegathon Douchebag

by Mr. ICANWINTHEGAME February 7, 2010


Captain Douchebag

An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.

Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."

Shit lets go, here comes captain douchebag again.

by DrSmooth June 9, 2005

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Is That A Douchebag Rule?

When somebody is intentionally doing something against the rules when its not "technically in the rulebook"

The thirdbaseman was kicking dirt as the batter was at the plate when Fred yelled out "Is that a douchebag rule? I know its not a regular rule, but is that a douchebag rule??? I just wanna know, seems like a douchebag rule to me..."

by XtremeMiggie17 July 15, 2011

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Douchebag Curl

The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.

The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.

"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."

by Peacock Dragon December 7, 2009


Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.

Paris Hilton sure is a douchebag delight..

by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006

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