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Someone who does not know how to drive or refuses to obey traffic laws.
1.Someone who doesn't know if they want to drive too fast or too slow.
2.Someone who tries like hell to cut you off then slams on his/her brakes.
3.Someone who goes in and out of traffic doing 80 mph and then ends up being stuck in the position as everybody else.
4.Someone who applies makeup or texts on the phone because apparently that's more important than their life or yours.
5.Someone who does 90 in a busy parking lot.
6.Someone who flips you off when THEIR the one who made the mistake. Like it's your turn to go at a four way stop, they go instead, you honk, they flip you off.
7.Someone who doesn't understand the rules of a four way stop like above.
8.Someone who goes too SLOW like doing 20 mph when the speed limit is 70 mph.
Person 1: I hate a stupid driver, I can't seem to escape them.
Person 2: Me too Billy. Me too.
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The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.
"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
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inexpensive platform for demonstrating one's homosexuality
One's manhood is tarnished or diminished when participating in the vespa drivers' experience
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refers to the RIGHT arm being tanner (or redder) than the left arm because it's been hanging out of a car window during transit.
"What's wrong with your arm? You get sunburnt?"
"Yea, driver's arm from the trip to Queensland, got bloody bitten by mossies too!"
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A driver that honks at an attractive person to indicate their appreciation to them. It is often seen as rude and obnoxious.
Andrew beeped his horn at the attractive pedestrian.
Pedestrian: You horny driver!!
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Someone who loves the smell of their own farts, is inconsiderate on the Interstate, local highways, and even parking lots, and believes themselves to possess superior vehicular control skills, as evidenced by their uncanny ability to back into stationary objects.
James proved once again that he is such an m3 driver by running the minivan filled with young children off of the highway.
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