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go dumb

to completely lose control of your actions; acting crazy; overly energetic dancing

My friend was acting very crazy, she told me to go dumb

by Ndidiamaka Okwelogu October 3, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb as a post

To be dumb as a post. A post sticking out of the ground is pretty darn dumb.

He is truly dumb as a post!

by songwrtr54 November 17, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb nice

1. A phrase often used by the late Big L of D.I.T.C. to describe a verbal rhyme style so good, it is without question and you'd be an idiot to doubt it is true, so remain as someone who doesn't speak in opposition to such a fact.

2. A person of tact and wit who always has something fresh and appealing to say, but is otherwise quiet and on the humble.

Eric: "Yo Dwayne, kick a freestyle!"
Dwayne: "What is you an idiot? I ain't spittin' over Big Pun! He's dumb nice on the flow!"

by Haloed Griot April 1, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb dick

any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole

You dumb dick!

by apb&j October 20, 2010

40๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dumb Polack

The term "Dumb Polack" was coined by the Germans in World War 2.

The Germans had surrounded the capital city of Warsaw with tanks and armament. They shelled the city to pieces and wanted the polish people to surrender. They refused and many fought to the death with pitch forks, shovels, anything in hand.

The Germans continued to shell the city unmercifully, so much so that the Germans called them "Dumb Polacks" for not surrendering even to overwhelming fire power and force.

A true example is one who would try to prevail against overwhelming odds. However, it is usually used as a derogatory term, without the user knowing its true meaning. Most people of character, would be proud to be called a dumb polack, if they knew its true meaning.

by Antigua Tim October 24, 2012

119๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb blonde

a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.

1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...

'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...

I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN

2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.

3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?

4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?

5.

Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?

A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!

6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 28, 2009

180๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb down

What happens to people who learn definitions from this retarded site.

I go to urbandictionary daily to dumb down myself with retarded and/or completely incorrect definitions.

by Thomas195 December 6, 2009

62๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž