Jew eat?

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"

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eating pussy

when a guy gives a girl oral sex first he has to open up her legs then kiss her pussy then opens it with his tougue then licks the hood of clit then glentle rubs the clit till its stands up then fucks her with his tongue untill she bucks up from pleasure when she cums he licks all the cum up and repeats untill she orgasms

Michael is eating pussy untill i scream out w/ pleasure

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eat pussy

It's one of the great unsung delights of living as the male of the species.

It is marvellous to eat pussy when it's all spic and span (relatively uncontamineded by previous users).

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ass eating

When she put them cheeks on your face while you drive your tounge deep into her rectum fasting and sliding all over that shit

Art thou gonna eat tnt asseth aka ass eating

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eat backwards

To throw up. Taken from the German phrase "ruckwarts essen." (eat backwards)

"Ever since I moved to Germany, I have seen so many people eat backwards you would think it was cool."

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eat the label

To kill a bottle of booze so thoroughly as to go beyond merely emptying it of its liquid contents. First appears in Frank Zappa's song "Wonderful Wino" from the 1976 album 'Zoot Allures'.

"L.A. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!""

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eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

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