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The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason
I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions
Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.
Your acting like such an ed marsh right now
Kayley Ed is the most beautiful and sweetest girl you would ever meet. It takes some time to get to know her really well but once you do you'll be glad shes in your life. Words that describe Kayley Ed are Funny, beautiful, cute, smart, interesting, and dedicated. Anyone who gets close to Kayley Ed and is in a relationship with them is the luckiest human being in the world. A few of her interests would be music, movies, games and books all of which are amazing to hear her talk about. There's not a lot of people like you Eds i love you a lot and I'm glad you're with me.
Brian: i heard you're dating Kayley Eds?
Aidan: yeah i am, im so lucky to have a beautiful girl like her
Chill person. Takes life as it comes. Makes good decisions "most of the time". Adventurous. Great person. Likes to travel. Nice clean looking. Always make you smile. Great friend. positive energy. gets along with almost anyone. somewhat popular.
hey you know that james ed guy is pretty chill
yeah dont know much about him though
a nerd that is very smart but has bad social skills
that weird ed bunting
A person who is a frequent user of marijuana edibles. Generally a non-smoker, specifically uses weed through eating edibles.
We were huge ed-heads last night!
Sarah doesn’t smoke weed, she’s just an ed-head!