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A rod you use to stick up some ones but
Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass
An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.
“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.
The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf
The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf
A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”
Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe
OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!