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Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.
"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."
...a group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery.
C'mon ladies, it Tuesday! All aboard the Hot Mess Express!
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Someone's shitty excuse for something dumb they did/ are doing
Don't rack on me for pouring milk before cereal, that just my normal human expression!
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The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.
"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"
"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"
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Made available during the first play-list update of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, Team Deathmatch Express is exactly the same as the original; the only difference of the two is the extreme time reduction made during the wait between rounds, hence the word "Express".
Hey dude, wanna play a few rounds of Team Deathmatch on Live?
Yeah, sure. But let's do express. Heard Team Deathmatch Express is a lot quicker. Less wait time in the lobby.
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Participating in a gang bang with a female Asian prostitute
Chad and I went on the Hong Kong express last night when we were traveling through the Red light district in Bangkok.
Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.