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Fake Bacon

This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

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Fake Friend

A person; male or female that makes you think that you two have common interests and enjoy hanging out with each other only to find out that they talk bad about you behind your back and secretly hate you because they are either jealous or mental.

"WTF?? Mandy was my best friend, I thought. Now she's spreading false and vicious rumors about me to everyone behind my back. I guess, she was always a fake friend and never cared in the first place. She was only out to hurt me from the start."

by CowgirlPrincess November 26, 2008

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Fake ID

Fake ID basiclly explains itself, it's an ID that is fake.

Usually it's an ID Card that is fake. Usually fake ID's look like real id cards except they have different information. Many times fake ID's are things like driver's licenses with a different age. People might use a fake ID to get into a club, buy a drink, buy tobacco, or to have an ersatz identity. Sometimes fake ID's are for fun to trick ur friends into making u seem important.

NO SPECIFIC PERSON, JUST RANDOM NAMES
1. Gia went to a guy at her school so she could get a fake ID to get into the Razz Jazz Club.
2. I bought my brother a book of fake ID's as a joke to make him seem important

by Bboops23 November 8, 2004

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fake friendship

A fake friendship is a non-romantic relationship you have with someone that is not genuine. Either party in this kind of friendship may talk bad about the other behind their back, lie, steal, cheat and ultimately should not be trusted. The worst part about a fake friendship is one or both people in the relationship usually act like they're best friends while in front of each other.

I told this girl, I'm tired of our fake friendship because she always talks bad about me to her boyfriend and makes fun of me all of the time when I'm not there.

by Yours truly052012 November 10, 2013

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Fake fan

Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area

Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"

Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?

Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"

Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"

Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"

Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support

by Harry69 May 30, 2011

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fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.

Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.

by Angel June 22, 2003

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Fake Girl

A girl, typically between the ages of 14 and 25, who is so completely insecure about her looks that she has to change her entire appearance to resemble that of a cheap hooker, just to make herself feel "hotter."
These girls can be easily recognized by their ratty bleached hair, fake-bake orange "tans," pounds of makeup caked on their faces, slutty outfits and eerie ability to make the duck face in almost all of their photos.

-Guy #1: "I don't want to date a fake girl, I prefer a natural beauty any day!"

Guy #2: "Fake girls are so ugly, yet they always think they're so hot."

by YouDontNeedToKnowHaha April 25, 2011

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