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Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.
Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"
Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"
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a girl must be calm as the male takes his hand and curls it into a fist then with his tounge he is going to lick the rim of the girls pussy for a easy slidein then he puts his fist in and moves it in and our really fast to satisfye the girl.
wow!you sure can fist really good
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1. When drinking, to hold one drink in either hand, usually beer cans.
2. when fingering a girl, and getting both fists in her vagina. a rare occurence, but an impressive feat if accomplished.
In Edward 40-Hands, participants double fist 40's.
Dude, lets all watch the game and double fist!
Dude, me and shandy were foolin' around last night and i double fisted that whore.
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Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0
Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:
Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."
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The act of placing both fists in the vagina or anus simultaneously, or one fist in each.
See fist and jomo
When jomo was getting double fisted he cried at first, but then liked it.
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The Crimson Fist is A manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia...he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted...and fisted hard...he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck Norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. He fist fucks the face of asians, africans and sand people...while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. He penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. He fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick Fysty McGee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold...together they live in a lair complete with their own pet homosexual...semeno...like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing Romanian Rectal Rocket...who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear fucking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil
man child: hey im in trouble!!
the crimson fist: ill fist crime!!
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Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.
A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco
To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.
man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"
past tense
I Crisco Fisted that hoe
future tense
I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.
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