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1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
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Flap scraping occurs after many hours of continuous sexual intercourse, when the female vagina will be unable to produce any more juices and dry up, creating a scraping sensation for both parties.
"Dude, she kept me up till 7am, did some hardcore flap scraping that night"
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Flap Lip is a term which is described to a 40+ year old male that is known to be weak/disrespectful towards a fellow Christian rapper known as Junius Rogers.
Known information about being a flap lip: Forty year olds stay tryin' to get in somethin' (Uh-huh)
Sit your old ass down before you slip or somethin' (what?)
Sit down 'fore you slip a fuckin' disc or somethin', huh (okay)
I'm a war pit (pit), young and ruthless (ruthless)
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A ghetto flap is when ghetto-hood-star girls that are unusually plump wear very tight gangster jeans. This causes their excessive rolls to flop out over the top of their jeans. If there's enough extra meat hanging out, this is known as "Ghetto Flaps." A severe case is known as "Ghetto Sags."
F.Y.I. :
Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.
1.) YO DAMN! MAMI GOT FINE ASSS GHETTO FLAPS!!!
2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...
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The hair piece of a bumbling retard terrorizing the villagers. One day it will get its vengeance and smother the troll in his sleep. Sweet sweet freedom. Then all flaps across the world will take over their hosts and run for president. That'll be the day
"The Trump-flaps will rule the world"
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A male or female who's jaw dislocates multiple times while performing oral sex.
Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
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A hairstyle symbolizing one's angst and hatred of the world. It covers one of the eyes and comes down in a pizza slice shape. Commonly associated with emotionally challenged children. Keanu Reeves used to have one.
Person 1: "Did you see that dude's emo flap?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, he must hate his parents..."
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