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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019


Flavorability

A vibe check of all six senses

Damn bro that blueberry razzberry pomegranate vape has a lot of flavorability

by Thomas Dilwegger May 8, 2023


Flavorability

A vibe check of all six senses

Damn bro that blueberry razzberry pomegranate vape has a lot of flavorability

by Thomas Dilwegger May 8, 2023


Flavor Tripping

The act of eating a mberry Miracle Fruit Tablet to turn sour, bitter, and hot foods into sweetness. Hot sauce tastes like a glazed donut and lemons turn into lemonade. First used in 2008 in New York City. Does not have any relation to drugs.

Flavor tripping is so weird! My grapefruits taste like there is a cup of sugar, my hot sauce isn't spicy, and this warhead tastes sweet!

by mberryiscool August 24, 2022


space flavored boxers

Boxers that taste like existencial crisis.

"Yo dude, you got any space flavored boxers?"

"Yeah man, they're in my bag."

by Peter Tale V. March 26, 2017


Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.

My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.

by KayKay4 January 14, 2018


flavor packet

the act of eating someone's ass while they fart.

Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."

by nubski May 2, 2024