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One of many species of dumb bitches that won't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. Much like moon crickets they start the chatter after the lights are dimmed. They converse with others locally and long distance through the use of cell phones.
I was about to squash that flick cricket with the bottom of my shoe, but decided to drown her with my soda instead.
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Like a chick flick, but for guys
A relaxing, engaging movie aimed primarily at males
Man, did you catch Top Gun on the TV yesterday? Total dick flick!
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When your female companion flicks a testicle which once peacefully resided within your scrotem just to see how you would react.
If it looks like I am walking funny its because my girl gave me the scrote-flick last night... I guess nobody told her that shit hurts.
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When your having a shit and can feel some stuck, so you do a goatse to dislodge it
Jim: So how was your dump?
Bob: Not good, I had to do a goatse flick.
Jim: Damn.
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The act of two male co-workers interacting at work, in order to appear to be busy; but who are really just shooting the shit to kill time.
John & Pedro Doe need to stop dick-flicking, and help us finish this assignment.
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Origin = Harry potter
Verb. = ''Sally what are you doing after school today?''
''gonna 'Swish And Flick' myself''
'Swish And Flick' is a term used to describe Female Masturbation, made popular by Harry Potter Puppet Pal's. It is a take-off of the phrase "The Swish and Flick", which is the wrist movement required to preform the Hover Charm. Swish and Flick is also a Wizard rock band.
''oooh, let us go see what Hermione is up too, sounds like she's in a right state up there, shouting to god and everythin!''
*says in london accent*
*creeps slowly upstairs*
JUMPS>>INTO>>ROOM>>
''um, mum, go away, please....''
SILENCE
WALKS<<DOWN<<STAIRS
*average father* ''what wuz wrong up dere, itz stopped noow''
''she was 'Swish And Flick'-in herself''
AWKWARD SILENCE
''i knew we shouldn't have let her get that wand''
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