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When a big girl takes off her clothes and it looks like she got no panties on, but then she straighten her torso and you see the thong appear through her love folds. That's pork floss baby
"oooh damn baby you came through with no panties on?"
"Nah I got a thong, *lifts belly* see?"
"Ooh pork floss I like it"
Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing
Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"
when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks
Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.
Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.
From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"
pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
When a girl is giving you head she uses your pubes to floss
“She was jungle flossing on it last night”
The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.