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Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

by big d 32 February 28, 2019

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r u bein Cereal!?!

''r u bein cereal!?! ''...asking somebody if they are being serious..if you are slightly cretinous..like me

''i just got a haircut''
'' r u bein Cereal!?! ''
''no''

by jackimo07 September 2, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal

Ones thought of having a breakfast cereal named after,the legend

Damn,Iโ€™m hungry,yo mom get me some Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal!

by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 3, 2019


filling the cereal bowl

When a man masturbates while laying down and finishes on his own stomach, leaving cum in his belly button, just like filling cereal bowl with milk. Except the milk being semen and the cereal bowl being a belly button.

Last night I was watching porn and filling the cereal bowl

by Komasixx December 5, 2018

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Pouring the milk before the cereal

The right and only way of eating cereal

Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart

by Lololololha April 6, 2019

17๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


cereal when haves milk

that moment when the milk contains cereal

wow that a big sex poop cereal when haves milk

by cheese eat February 12, 2019


Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

by fuckfreud October 12, 2019